Vintage

I get off the train last night and push the button for the elevator. A guy comes over to me and says, "Are you dating anyone?" I say, "I'm married". He says, "Aw man, you're married? Dang you're fine. I wish you weren't married, I'd sure like to get with you." What the heck am I supposed to say to that? I just laughed and got on the elevator.