QOTD

"Half Price Books sure has a lot of books!"

Sleeping Beauties

So, this guy rides every day. He always has quite a bit of stuff with him. Every day, he takes off his coat and stuffs it in the over head compartment, gets out his ipad to watch videos on, along with his two cell phones (because he is that important), and puts his bag in the seat next to him. This all takes a reasonable amount of agility. The reaching, pulling, unzipping, etc. Each time someone asks to sit in the seat he has taken up with his bag, he places his hand on his shoulder, winces, and replies, "Ok, but it is going to take me awhile to move all of this stuff because I have a frozen shoulder." Really? Because you shimmied out of that coat and stuffed it in the over head no less than twenty minutes ago without any issues at all.

Another dip-shit table hog with no use for the table.

QOTD

"Your wife probably won't like Star Wars. I mean, she's a girl, and she only has sisters."

Vintage

Two guys talking, and Guy 1 asks Guy 2 about his lap top. "You got a camera on that thing man?" Guy 2: "Yeah." Guy 1: "Man you never know if that thing is on or off...you don't know who is watchin' you man!"

Vintage

Mr. Tea is playing his hard sided brief case like a drum REALLY loud. After two very hard and annoyed stares he finally toned it down.