Vintage

This guy sitting here is neighing like a horse. When he is not, he is violently shaking his head "no" and eating bag after tiny bay of Lay's sour cream and onion chips.

Some dude just saluted me.

No bougie bitch today. Good thing because I was not in the mood. Might have busted her in the eye.

I hope this is not urine.

In The Station Parking Lot

No one ever washes this car.

I swear I just saw Rick James.

This crazy bitch crams her ass into the quad with me then has the nerve to say, "Excuse me. Let me adjust myself so I won't be in your way since apparently you seem to think this seat is just for you." I just looked at her and said, "Gee, I sure hope your day gets better."