I look up from my book and make eye contact with a guy who has his finger firmly inserted in his nose. Rather than pull it out with some embarrassment, he continues to dig and even pulls his finger out to look and see if he got what he was trying for.

In an attempt to further reduce the likelihood of a seat mate, Mr. Frozen Shoulder now wears ear plugs, so he cannot hear anyone asking him to move his stuff from the vacant seat next to him.

Thank you for coughing directly into my face for the past thirty minutes.

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I'm reading, which of course compels strangers to interrupt me. "Do you mind if I sit here?" "No." I say without looking up from my book. "That's a good book." the man says.(Really, he is a fan of Nora Roberts?)."Yes." I say without looking up." I had today off and had to go to the Doctor for some tests because I snore real loud and am on a breathing machine."...as he pulls out his Kool's and taps one out of the pack.

I just watched a guy on the platform perform a perfectly executed snot-rocket. You sir, are disgusting.

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Guy gets on, pulls out his cell phone and begins to loudly yack in his tobacco-compromised voice. I glance over and notice - he's wearing slippers.

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So, I am working on some cross stitch, which involves a needle and thread. This guy sits down across from me and asks, "What are you knitting?" And before anyone says "He's a guy, what do you expect?" the conversation later revealed that his wife knits so...