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Does anyone remember that Saturday Night Live sketch, Annoying Man? Well, he rides the train now. He used to talk on his phone incessantly at a deafening volume until one day last year when I shushed him. Now he does other things like kick the seats and scream yawn...you would think he is five years old.

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This guy just told this girl, "Dude...you look like Matlock." Not sure I would take that so well.

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I swear, heffer, there are 40 other seats on this thing that are empty. If you don't stop kicking me I will physically move you to one myself!

Sleeping Beauties

The guy sitting across from me missed a button on his shirt. Now I can't help but stare at his black, curly belly hair poking its way through the opening.

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Okay, Dude. That is three days in a row you have had wicked bad gas. A little Beano - PLEASE!

It's 38 degrees, and this old guy is sitting here in flip flops reading about quadratic equations.