There is a lady waiting on the platform. She is wearing a baby pink shirt, a gray skirt, one grey and pink gym shoe, and one turquoise and hot pink striped sock. We didn't stop in the exact place she wanted, so she started shrieking at the top of her lungs, "Stop god damn it! Stop!"

Vintage

Get your hands out of your pants, Fool!

Okay people, y'all just need to calm your asses down in the morning. Today, despite the empty seat right across the aisle from me, a man asked to sit on the interior seat of the quad a lady and I were sharing. No problem. It's public transit. You have a right to any seat you want. The thing is, he had to wait about 30 seconds, or so, for me to pack up my books and other stuff I had sitting on the unoccupied seat. I got them into my bag, stood up so he could squeeze in, and he barks "What? You got an attitude or something?" What the hell? I am so sick of people wanting to sit in the seat next to me, then getting mad because I was already sitting there and they think I should apparently move and vacate the entire area for them. Even the lady across from me thought he was out of line because she chimed in too. "She doesn't have an attitude, sir." I just told him, "Look, I don't know what all that is about, but I am just making room for you." He said, "All what?" I said, "You accusing me of having an attitude." he said "Oh darling we are done with all that. I'm just on my way to work." Really? So you can be an ass hole, and then we are done? No sir, I don't think so. AND given how badly you REEK of pot, I would think you would be more mellow this morning.

Sleeping Beauties

I wish I had a breath mint to offer you.

It's a gorgeous 80 degree fall day in Texas - and it's a Friday. Everyone else's boss must have let them off early because it's me and ten other people on the 5:20. Usually this thing is packed!

Vinatge

This is very sad. A pregnant, teenage girl wearing sweat pants so big they will barely stay up and no shoes - in her arms she holds a white plastic trash bag containing everything she owns. She is hurrying to catch a bus to a church in Tennessee because she has nothing left and nowhere else to go.