We hit a skunk. Pleasant.

Mr. LaCroix just took a big, old swig and serenaded us with his lively intestinal gas.

Sleeping Beauties

How bad do your feet have to reek for me to smell them through your socks and #shoes?

I almost missed this thing while waiting on Puxatawney Phil.

Sleeping Beauties

QOTD

"Hey, hey, hey - #payday is on the way!"

Vintage

This guy has a can of #LaCroix and a Cliff Bar for #breakfast every morning.

This lady just changed her little girl's clothes, right here, in front of everyone. And she was not little enough to be standing around half dressed on public transportation.

I sat down in a row behind this girl because it is a row that has a table, and I need a table. She turns around, looks at me with disgust, and moves three rows up. Please - you do realize that this is #public #transportation, and this #train will not remain empty that long. Someone WILL sit near you at some point.

This guy, for real, has one of those little, beauty sleep masks on.

I hear the refreshingly familiar pop of a can of soda being opened. I look over and, nope, that would not be soda - that's a 40.

Guy sitting across from me has a booger hanging out of his nose.

Vintage

You are seven rows away. I should not know that you are skipping your workout to go to FC Dallas and your son needs to put his clothes in the dryer.

Vintage

Heard some interesting theories on the cold and removing frost from your windshield: "I looked out the window and there was no frost on my windshield so I didn't bring a hat because I thought it was warm."..."I poured a cup of water on my windshield to get rid of the frost and it turned to ice!"..."I didn't have anything to scrape the frost so I used a barrette and it scratched my windshield!"

Vintage

OH MY GOSH! Someone almost walked in front of the oncoming #DART. The only reason they stopped is because we all started screaming!

Sir, please get a bigger shirt. Those buttons are hanging on for dear life!

Lavender pants, purple and mauve parka, and burgundy brief case -smashing choices.

Great, we get to listen to this guy honk as he blows his nose repeatedly.

Dude, at least try to be discrete. You reek like pot!